Are You a Turtle?

Questions

1. I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. What am I?

2. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes lick my nuts. What am I?

3. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?

4. Over 1,000 people went down on me. I wasn't a maiden for long. A big hard thing ripped me open. What am I?

5. You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I?

6. When I go in I cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

7. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

8. All day long, it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

9. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I?

10. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?

11. I offer Protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?

12. I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. What am I?

13. My business is briefs. I am a cunning linguist. I plead and plead for it. What am I?

Answers

1. A Nose

2. Peanut Butter

3. A Crane

4. The Titanic

5. A Tent

6. A Dentist

7. A Wedding Ring

8. An Elevator

9. Bubble Gum

10. A Newspaper Boy

11. A Glove

12. An Arrow

13. An Attorney